For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?

[herm]

i agree! i was shocked when dave told me he doesn't swim.

why? i dont swim either.

i am capable of it, i just choose not to. more than happy to jump in and frolic, body surf, skinny dip.
but swimming, for the sake of swimming.........

[herm]

Man: Would you make the beast with two backs me for billion dollars?
Woman: Sure!
Man: Would you make the beast with two backs me for ten dollars?
Woman: No! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Man: We just established what kind of girl you are. Now we are just negotiating terms.



sac

thats great!
now reverse the genders.

woman: would you make the beast with two backs me for a dollar?
man: you bet.

this goes on as long as the man can afford it. eventually, she tires of him, or he runs out of money.

[Oldfisti]

thats great!
now reverse the genders.

woman: would you make the beast with two backs me for a dollar?
man: you bet.

this goes on as long as the man can afford it. eventually, she tires of him, or he runs out of money.

   ROFLMAO!!