Anybody looking for good help?

[Jobu]

If so, I have the man for you.

His name is Jesus (from El Salvador; not from Nazareth), and I'm just trying to get his name out there for him.

Here is his letter of recommendation, directly from the hands of his manager:

[zarn02]

what's not to love?

[Grampa]

is Tre black?

[Rameses]

is Tre black?

That's been a point of debate for years now.

The easy answer is "yes".

[Grampa]

That's been a point of debate for years now.

The easy answer is "yes".

does Jesus hate Tre?

[Rameses]

does Jesus hate Tre?

Most definitely.


But in all fairness, I think Jesus actually hates everyone.  Including himself.

[Grampa]

Most definitely.


But in all fairness, I think Jesus actually hates everyone.  Including himself.

Jesus needs a hug

[Rameses]

Jesus needs a hug

He needs a lot more than a hug.

[Grampa]

Is Jesus a black belt?

[Rameses]

Is Jesus a black belt?

No.

That part of that letter was a joke.

Jesus is one of the goofiest, most uncoordinated, least physically threatening people you could imagine.

[Grampa]

No.

That part of that letter was a joke.

Jesus is one of the goofiest, most uncoordinated, least physically threatening people you could imagine.

then.... he is of no use to me





next applicant please

[needtorque]

I just wonder how trustworthy Jesus is.

[Privateer]

i dunno, he seems like a pretty happening guy

[NAKID]

i dunno, he seems like a pretty happening guy

God I love that movie...

[El Matador]

Most definitely.


But in all fairness, I think Jesus actually hates everyone.  Including himself.

That's true. I do hate everyone, but I love myself.

And, funny enough, I practiced martial arts most my life.