Tools got a good cleaning tonight...because of my roommate's F'ing cat...

[Duck-Stew]

Get some tape and a jellied piece of toast and perform your own hovering cat experiment.  Even if it fails, you'll have jelly all over the cat in the name of 'science'.   

[tonyj311]

boobies.
I just got home from work to find that the cat got into my daughters playroom and pissed on two of her blankets.
This is the same cat that pissed on my favorite leather jacket (non-riding) and my leather Dainese pants. I told the wife- no more cats after these 2 are gone.

[LA]

Reminds me of my Labrador that shit in my tool box ..... twice!  My friends said there was a message there.  They thought it just funny as hell.

"yea, you can kick my ass, but I can shit in your tool box".  Sorta like the little woman abused by the big guy.  She's thinking, Yea, but you have to go to sleep sometime, big boy".

It was a Karma thing I guess.  Or maybe my Che was all make the beast with two backsed up or something.

LA

[He Man]

I AM A STABBING ROBOT.

[ozrider81]

Burlap bag.  Pond. 

I think my work is done here. 

yup problem solved quick and effective

[KnightofNi]

cats, prepared correctly, are quite delicious.

[Rameses]

cats, prepared correctly, are quite delicious.

Yeah, I'm a big fan of ea... nevermind.  Inappropriate.

[He Man]

my friend said feed them valerian  root. not sure what that does but she said it basically makes them punish them selves

[Chchadder]

Just got back into internet-land and love all most of the ideas.  Hopefully the roommate situation in its entirety is going to end soon.  In the meantime, I am going to rig the toolbox with a charge to give the fu#@er a little spring in his step!!   

[CraigD426]

No no no

you do not piss on the boobies

But some girls are into that...