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Started by Grampa, May 05, 2009, 03:05:03 PM

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Popeye the Sailor

#30
May 05, 2009, 11:24:47 PM
Quote from: lilysmama on May 05, 2009, 08:30:23 PM
Naw, I'm just going to the tattoo parlor to have SUCKER inked in to my forehead.

Doesn't the ring on your left hand accomplish the same thing?  :-*
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Mother

#31
May 06, 2009, 12:08:08 AM
oooh

sick burn

Big Troubled Bear

#32
May 06, 2009, 02:44:47 AM
Thanx for spreading the love ;D [thumbsup]
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Grampa

#33
May 06, 2009, 06:10:07 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 05, 2009, 11:24:47 PM
Doesn't the ring on your left hand accomplish the same thing?  :-*

Paula says "dats my line"
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

#34
May 06, 2009, 06:15:32 AM
Bob says we should name him Noob
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

rgramjet

#35
May 06, 2009, 06:18:17 AM
Quote from: Ishmael (aka bp) on May 05, 2009, 03:05:03 PM
as of 7 am this morning we had this.....

Lela, Sedici, Desmo


Bob


Helen


a lizard, several Madagascar hissing cockroaches, and I think we still have a walking stick (bug)


Michelle left at 7:05am to take Ethan to school for an early field trip.

She arrived back home unexpectedly at 7:30am


as of 7:31 we now add one more to the mix



She's calling him Louis because he was found on Pioneer Drive (no tags, no collar)


presently scanning the lost doggie ads to see if we can find his family.



How long does it usually take for the "REWARD" signs to go up?

Hoarding dogs for fun and profit......I dig it!

;D
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Monsterlover

#36
May 06, 2009, 06:36:29 AM
[laugh]

Reward and ransom both start with Arrrrr!!
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Mother

#37
May 06, 2009, 06:46:56 AM
Sooo.....

The cat "talks" to you?

oh gawd not again, the last time this sort of thing happened he carried around a sheet that he called a carpet and dragged around 40 bums he called his "thieves"

He must be drinking again

Grampa

#38
May 06, 2009, 07:10:06 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 06, 2009, 06:36:29 AM
[laugh]

Reward and ransom both start with Arrrrr!!

bps discount pet piracy
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

#39
May 06, 2009, 07:13:22 AM Last Edit: May 06, 2009, 07:19:10 AM by Ishmael (aka bp)
here's the plan..... we "pick up" a few loose pets..... then demand cash as reward (all small untraceable bills) the hit up the neighborhood and offer up "pet protection" fees  [evil]



Pet Mafia....call me the dog-father   [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

rgramjet

#40
May 06, 2009, 11:44:37 AM
Theres a profession in there somewhere!

[thumbsup]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

somegirl

#41
May 06, 2009, 09:06:12 PM
Quote from: Ishmael (aka bp) on May 06, 2009, 06:10:07 AM
Paula says "dats my line"

What he said [laugh]
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#42
May 07, 2009, 06:08:42 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 06, 2009, 11:44:37 AM
Theres a professional help needed in there somewhere!

[thumbsup]

There ya go...I fixed it for ya. ;)
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MendoDave

#43
May 07, 2009, 10:17:11 AM
I'm tempted, but then I remember how I already have 4 dogs. Lately 4 dogs have had muddy feet. I guess I don't need 5.

lauramonster

#44
May 07, 2009, 11:32:53 AM
Quote from: MendoDave on May 07, 2009, 10:17:11 AM
I'm tempted, but then I remember how I already have 4 dogs. Lately 4 dogs have had muddy feet. I guess I don't need 5.

"guess"?  not sure???
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