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Another internet douchebag is born!

Started by Rev. Millertime, May 06, 2009, 12:08:44 PM

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Rev. Millertime

May 06, 2009, 12:08:44 PM
http://arthurkade.com/

Just a few of the things that stood out:
QuoteWhen you're at the top, then people want to bring you down even more, and the best thing you can do is ignore them because they will never achieve what you will. I have always been amazing at anything I have done, and as “The Journey” keeps reaching new heights, I will have more “Haters”.
QuoteSometimes I forget how amazing my life is compared to other people.
QuoteI am a master at emotional depth, and have had so many girls tell me, “You are the deepest guy I have ever met”, and this is what makes me such an effective performer.

To top it all off, the proof of how successful/wonderful this guy's life is:
QuoteI began to think about this while moving out of one friend's apartment and into another friend's yesterday.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

A.duc.H.duc.

#1
May 06, 2009, 12:29:10 PM
Holy crap...
"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

JEFF_H

#2
May 06, 2009, 12:37:10 PM
Further confirmation
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009_04_01_hotchickswithdouchebags_archive.html

April 22

(dont miss the amazing booty as you scroll past april 29  8))

erkishhorde

#3
May 06, 2009, 12:45:00 PM Last Edit: May 06, 2009, 12:50:37 PM by erkishhorde
Looks like the villain from an old B movie...

LOL! He has this under his press/media links.  [laugh]
http://underthebutton.com/2009/03/biggest-douche-in-the-universe-is-from-philly-duh/

Random wtf in the side bar.
http://www.racechairs.com/category_s/32.htm
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

Sinister

#4
May 06, 2009, 12:48:19 PM
Read the Q&A, it's gold:  http://arthurkade.com/q-a/

I was struck by the awesome irony of this statement:  "I am an extremely motivated and passionate person who trys to excel at everything that I do."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! [laugh]
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

Sinister

#5
May 06, 2009, 12:54:51 PM
Here's are response to his video q&a post:

QuoteArt:
I have something to tell you. That fairy hairdresser … he's not really your dad. I am. I'm an aardvark. I had a fling with your mom down in Margate in the summer of 1971. You're 36 years old. Anyway, I'm in the zoo. My nose is really tired from typing this e-mail. Can you come spring me from this place? Please. Thanks, boy.
-Aardvark

"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

Monsterlover

#6
May 06, 2009, 05:06:06 PM
That's a weird looking dude.

Reminds me of Stuart



"Look what I can do!"

"Let me do it!"
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

He Man

#7
May 06, 2009, 08:32:28 PM
there was an egyptian guy on youtube that thought he was a king.

both of htem look like a douche bag.

zarn02

#8
May 06, 2009, 08:55:08 PM
Wow.

He's somethin'. [roll]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Mother

#9
May 07, 2009, 06:46:27 AM
that isn't real is it?

that's a joke right?

Oldfisti

#10
May 07, 2009, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: Ol' Dirty Assed Buzzard on May 07, 2009, 06:46:27 AM
that isn't real is it?

that's a joke right?




You wish, Mom.  You wish.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

TiNi

#11
May 07, 2009, 11:40:11 AM
alright.... i'm a chick and i don't read the crap that you guys do  [laugh]

how'd you even find this guy?  [roll]

lauramonster

#12
May 09, 2009, 01:58:18 PM
Guys have no idea what we think, so they surf the net looking for douchebags to compare themselves to to sse if they're one or not.  Nah, just the fact they care if they're a douchebag proves they're not. 

Guess men are bored. (or they ran out of free porn!)
Frickin' snow!

blue tiger

#13
May 09, 2009, 10:45:31 PM
That is some funny stuff.
I'm here to kick a*! and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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