There's a Reason I Don't Own a Gixxer...

[desmoquattro]

...it's because my IQ is higher than 70 (OK, racers on this board with GSXR 750s aside...):

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

This one takes a bit of parsing, but it's well worth the read...let me see if I can summarize:

Bike won't start after using NOS fuel additive

sti2gsxr: My bike was running like crap on my way home from work so I stopped at a gas station to get some NOS. I poured in 2 bottles and rode it home. Well I don't think it helped because it ran even worse on the way home and now it won't start. Any ideas?

njracer: Why would even put that SHIT in your bike??

sti2gsxr: It was running rough so i thought it would help

sti2gsxr: Well I don't how how MORE octane can hurt anything....

about a page later...

sti2gsxr: thanks. I dumped (2) 20oz bottles in a half tank of gas. Guess I over did it 

wally beast: Are you messing with us? Because the stuff that looks like a NOS bottle, IS an energy drink...I think you're screwin' with us...The fuel additive doesn't look like a NOS bottle...



sti2gsxr: are you make the beast with two backsing kidding me! now what do I do?

G420Funk: this just went from fail to EPIC FAIL

soysauce021: seriously dumping the NOS drink in your tank = EPIC FAIL...but EPIC LOLZ for the rest of us.

Not quite sure if it's real, or if he's screwing around. But the funny thing is just how plausible it is...

[DarkStaR]

That's great!!

Scroll toward the bottom:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOS_(drink)

[duckwrench13]

 

Dumbfounding. Absolutely dumbfounding.  I guess reading labels is too much to think of these days.

[mostrobelle]

I'm sitting here thinking that I own what is considered one of the most unreliable and finicky bikes on the planet and asking myself, "Why DON'T I own a Gixxer?"   

[desmoquattro]

I'm sitting here thinking that I own what is considered one of the most unreliable and finicky bikes on the planet and asking myself, "Why DON'T I own a Gixxer?"   

...because you too have an IQ greater than 70.


Reminds me of one of my favorite movies..."Brawndo...it's got what plants crave. Electrolytes"

[mostrobelle]

...because you too have an IQ greater than 70.

I dunno...I'm pretty sure I don't have 70 fingers and toes--I can't count to anything beyond 34 and a half. 

[johnc]

Dumbfounding. Absolutely dumbfounding.  I guess reading labels is too much to think of these days.

you make the incorrect assumption that these minchia's can read.

[desmoquattro]

you make the incorrect assumption that this minchia's can read.

He obviously read the NoS part. Then again, those may be the only three letters he knows...

[Desmostro]