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Grampa

June 12, 2009, 07:42:55 AM
Chasity wants a penis now

Madonna gets a baby that not hers and David Goldman cant get one that's his

We're keeping an 88yo man alive so we can give him the death penalty

words now speak louder than actions

a beauty queens opinion apparently carries more valued weight than that of the POTUS

my ex was a genius.... apparenty paying the mastercard bill with the visa card was such a great idea... it's now federal policy





is it too early for beers?

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#1
June 12, 2009, 07:44:48 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 07:42:55 AM
Chasity wants a penis now

Madonna gets a baby that not hers and David Goldman cant get one that's his

We're keeping an 88yo man alive so we can give him the death penalty

words now speak louder than actions

a beauty queens opinion apparently carries more valued weight than that of the POTUS

my ex was a genius.... apparenty paying the mastercard bill with the visa card was such a great idea... it's now federal policy





is it too early for beers?


It's 5 o'clock somewhere. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#2
June 12, 2009, 07:50:18 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 12, 2009, 07:44:48 AM
It's 5 o'clock somewhere. ;)

commence with the popping of tops [beer]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

tlloyd66

#3
June 12, 2009, 07:57:39 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 07:42:55 AM

is it too early for beers?


It is NEVER too early for beers... ESPECIALLY when you brew your own!    [drink]
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel
- Samuel Johnson, April 7, 1775

Porsche Monkey

#4
June 12, 2009, 07:59:20 AM
For a minute I thought this was gonna be another rant thread.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Grampa

#5
June 12, 2009, 08:01:41 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on June 12, 2009, 07:59:20 AM
For a minute I thought this was gonna be another rant thread.
I could and would never rant about Chastitys need for a penis
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

tlloyd66

#6
June 12, 2009, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 08:01:41 AM
I could and would never rant about Chastitys need for a penis

She looked like she already had one...
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel
- Samuel Johnson, April 7, 1775

lagerman72

#7
June 12, 2009, 08:56:31 AM
Quote from: tlloyd66 on June 12, 2009, 08:04:08 AM
She looked like she already had one...

/\/\/\/\/\  That's too funny!  I thought the same thing when I saw her the picture.
07 S4RS

DCXCV

#8
June 12, 2009, 11:17:56 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 07:50:18 AM
commence with the popping of tops [beer]

You know, if you commenced with the popping of tarts, you could solve all the issues except the 88 yr old man bit and the government policies.
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

Scottish

#9
June 12, 2009, 11:39:55 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 12, 2009, 07:42:55 AM
Chasity wants a penis now

Madonna gets a baby that not hers and David Goldman cant get one that's his

We're keeping an 88yo man alive so we can give him the death penalty

words now speak louder than actions

a beauty queens opinion apparently carries more valued weight than that of the POTUS

my ex was a genius.... apparenty paying the mastercard bill with the visa card was such a great idea... it's now federal policy





is it too early for beers?


make the beast with two backsin-A squad car man. I'm with ya 100%

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http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1024.html

KnightofNi

#10
June 12, 2009, 12:17:01 PM
so who is chastity?

should i have been paying attn to reality shows and the news?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Scottish

#11
June 12, 2009, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 12, 2009, 12:17:01 PM
so who is chastity?

should i have been paying attn to reality shows and the news?
Cher and Bonos brat.

You can thank a soldier today, just click the link...
http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1024.html

KnightofNi

#12
June 12, 2009, 03:48:19 PM
Quote from: Scottish on June 12, 2009, 02:19:43 PM
Cher and Bonos brat.

ahh, thank you

coming fromt eh 2 of them i expect her to be a bit make the beast with two backsed up.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Randimus Maximus

#13
June 12, 2009, 03:49:12 PM
I thought this thread was about Herb coming back.  >:(
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