Every month I post up an ad for our Europen Bike Night on craigslist in the motos for sale section. The attendance has picked up because of it. But every so ofter I get retarded emails from people be it from the cruiser crowd or the squidly bunch. A few months ago a kid on a blue sportster with matching blue helmet mohawk showed up (double bonus

).
this is the latest person to email me
him/her: Do you guys really ride those things down there or do you push them? Just wondering!
me: meaning?
him/her: You know, euro bikes never make it that far, hahahahaha! I'm just playin around, I have a bunch of bikes and was wondering if I might join up with you guys.
me: we have yet to tell anybody to take a hike....other than some guy on a repsol honda I had to kill.
him/her: When you say "kill" how do you meen?
me: in a Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno kinda way

him/her: Haahahaha, I was hoping for more of a "had to kill him thru the caynon sorta way". I myself go "DUC HUNTING" thru there, hahahaha. Tell me you DONT ride a Duc.
me:I do not have A duc. I have plural.

one for slow one for not so slow.
waiting on the next email

I can't wait to meet my new friend
