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Things Bruce Lee Would Never Have Done....

Started by Monster Dave, September 08, 2009, 11:12:09 AM

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Vindingo

#15
September 09, 2009, 05:37:10 PM
Quote from: alfisti on September 09, 2009, 03:44:35 PM

Michael Jackson is dead.

he said "dark" guy...   

Kopfjäger

#16
September 09, 2009, 07:45:05 PM
Quote from: Monster Dave on September 08, 2009, 11:12:09 AM
1) Wreck the Back Beauty:



What is the Back Beauty?
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Rameses

#17
September 09, 2009, 08:28:04 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on September 09, 2009, 07:45:05 PM

What is the Back Beauty?


I've known a few of them.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Oldfisti

#18
September 10, 2009, 01:46:23 AM
Quote from: Vindingo on September 09, 2009, 05:37:10 PM
he said "dark" guy...   


[laugh]

I knew that was coming!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Monster Dave

#19
September 10, 2009, 07:40:01 AM
Quote from: NAKID on September 09, 2009, 04:22:42 PM
Well, look at the windshield. It's tinted like a stunt car would be...

I would agree too if the one that was at the press release wasn't the same:





Now, all this being said that REAL car from the REAL TV show didn't have gatlin guns like the Keaton Batmobile....this movie is going to be a tragedy!!!  [bang]

Monster Dave

#21
September 10, 2009, 11:30:50 AM
OK, so maybe Kato is a little rusty after all these years....after all he hasn't been behind the wheel since 1966.  [cheeky]

spolic

#22
September 10, 2009, 11:44:19 AM
So the Green Hornet was an overweight, eye glass wearing, pot head?
He man, where are all the ads?

Monster Dave

#23
September 10, 2009, 02:42:56 PM
Quote from: spolic on September 10, 2009, 11:44:19 AM
So the Green Hornet was an overweight, eye glass wearing, pot head?

Um no, but in the spirit of ruining iconic TV shows like Starsky and Hutch, Dukes of Hazzard, soon to be the A-Team, and the obviously the Green Hornet...I'd like to quote Queen by saying "another one bites the dust."

spolic

#24
September 10, 2009, 03:01:33 PM
Yeah, I was not happy with the Dukes.

The A-Team, really?  :-\

I'd like to quote Van Halen by saying "Where have all the good times gone?"  Oh wait, they are remaking them.

He man, where are all the ads?

ducpainter

#25
September 10, 2009, 07:27:55 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


NAKID

#26
September 11, 2009, 05:07:09 AM
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

OT

#27
September 11, 2009, 11:56:09 AM
It was entrapment!   [popcorn]

The cop cut him off, he lost control and crashed into the barricade, and then the cop arrested him for not wearing his seatbelt (back then, cars didn't have seat belts).

It's a damn police state  [leo]

MendoDave

#28
September 12, 2009, 11:50:29 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on September 09, 2009, 02:05:38 PM
OooHHH!  Me first, me first!!!!

That'll buff right out.


;D

I think you meant.

"My dad's a TV repairman. Got a killer set of tools. I can fix it."

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