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Grampa

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Friday Funnies

« on: September 18, 2009, 01:00:33 PM »

mitch hedberg standup


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Re: Friday Funnies

« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2009, 01:14:54 PM »

I saw a wino and he was eating grapes. I said, "Dude, you have to wait."


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Re: Friday Funnies

« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2009, 01:50:25 PM »

Needed that! Thnx!! laughingdp


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Re: Friday Funnies

« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2009, 02:00:49 PM »

I love Mitch Hedberg.

"In Venice, if you're not book smart, but you still know whats going on, you're canal smart."

RIP


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