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Monsterlover
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Verizon fail
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My wife's phone chirped a reminder at us recently.
We didn't set it, of course, it just happened on it's own.
Had to snap a pic.
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Re: Verizon fail
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, WOW! WTH?
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Re: Verizon fail
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sort of looks like the virus the dmf had 2 weeks ago...
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Re: Verizon fail
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I don't know how the DMF virus could have gotten in to the phone.
The phone told me they used protection.
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Re: Verizon fail
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Quote from: Monsterlover on September 17, 2009, 03:43:38 PM
I don't know how the DMF virus could have gotten in to the phone.
The phone told me they used protection.
I was just kidding, but our .php files looked all garbled like that aaalksdjf;aljsdf;lkajsd;lfkja;sdlfja;sdljf;asjdf;asjdf;lajsdf;lkjdskfjoeilsdkfjsldjfwslkdfjlsdjflsjdflsjdflk
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Re: Verizon fail
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Quote from: Monsterlover on September 17, 2009, 03:43:38 PM
The phone told me they used protection.
And the check is in the mail,
I'll only put it in a little bit,
etc.
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Oldfisti
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Re: Verizon fail
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Just the tip.
Just for a minute.
Just to see how it feels.
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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Re: Verizon fail
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Quote from: alfisti on September 17, 2009, 05:51:17 PM
Just the tip.
Just for a minute.
Just to see how it feels.
does that still work?
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It did the last time I tried it in June!
We were both drunk though...
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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