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swampduc

#15
October 10, 2009, 03:55:32 PM
Quote from: Xiphias on October 10, 2009, 01:34:46 PM
Wow...weird mf..not once did he talk about blow job or making pie.
[laugh]
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roy-nexus-6

#16
October 10, 2009, 06:22:07 PM Last Edit: October 10, 2009, 06:28:25 PM by roy-nexus-6
You know this goddess worship sounds all well and good... right up to the time he decides you wear your skin as a suit.... :-\


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Buckethead

#17
October 10, 2009, 07:04:40 PM
It rubs the lotion on its skin, goddammit!
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#18
October 10, 2009, 07:50:32 PM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Oldfisti

#19
October 10, 2009, 09:05:16 PM
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole!


Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

#20
October 11, 2009, 05:36:27 AM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Monsterlover

#21
October 11, 2009, 05:38:02 AM
;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

psycledelic

#22
October 11, 2009, 06:06:25 AM
He had me at,
"Extremely passionate tantra master who does not ejaculate (except on rare occasions). Stay fully hard through multiple male orgasms without ejaculating. Can and will genuinely DELIVER "so many times you lose count," as stated above. Vasectomy (but I can have it reversed)."
If I were a middle-aged woman actively looking to date an outgoing serial killer on the brink of financial success. I would be all over this.
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Monsterlover

#23
October 11, 2009, 06:34:53 AM
[laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

cduarte

#24
October 12, 2009, 04:40:47 AM
omg, I'm going to have to watch this one...  [roll]
build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life...

Scottish

#25
October 12, 2009, 08:55:29 AM
whoa.... :o he was born in LA. I hear it's a little different there.

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il d00d

#26
October 12, 2009, 09:45:44 AM
In case anyone is wondering how he is on the verge billionairedom:

ASSME Investigates: Gawker Made Him Semi-Famous, So We Give You More: Mark L. Emerson, Chief Angel
http://assme.org/2009/06/25/assme-investigates-gawker-made-him-semi-famous-so-we-give-you-more-mark-l-emerson-chief-angel/
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