Famous locals you almost hit

[johnc]

I was more curious if anyone got arrested, etc.

i want know if he ever got the m&m's that he kept asking for, after he got smacked down.

and, i am guessing that the online urban dictionary needs to update the definition of "i'll put my foot up yo ass" to mean "i will hit your fist with my face ... repeatedly"

[Drunken Monkey]

but we violated the "Talk about politics and you will have your junk cut off and displayed on the city gates as a warning" rule.  

Speaking of which, both of you need to stop by the DMF nurse's office to get your junk cut off.

As you can see we're not complete barbarians, but rules is rules. 

[TCK!]

FYI, that crazy old mofo white guy is the same one that got tazed at an A's game last year, i believe...

I'm not sure what is more painful getting tazed or getting a good ol' fashion beat down with a baton. Last time I was somewhat involved in a situation at a Raiders game the Blue Meanies came in with batons a flying and started cracking skulls. Luckily for me I didn't get to see the business end of the batons. My associate on the other hand got a thorough beat down, hand cuffed and dragged up stairs while his head bounced on the steps. I think personally, if they gave me a choice, I'd go for getting tazed.