Give us the full report on the low side

hmm.. lets see. full sequence of events:
1. riding along [moto]
2. see what appears to be walt whitman motorboating CJ from baywatch (in her official red suit)
3. speed up to check out the action.
4. turn comes out of nowhere.. obviously placed there by future jesus who didnt approve of my sinful behaviour.
5. take sharp turn only to run into the dangerous road slippies (similar to spikes except the make you slip) placed there by the kindergarden cop, who was drunk of Guinness and looking for entertainment

6. slide out across median and into trafffic and meet a fiery end. THE END!!!