online dating

[Porsche Monkey]

Sorry guys this is a long read but its funny as hell.  Thought y'all would enjoy.

http://www.powerstrokenation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41876

[erkishhorde]

Holy shat, it's at 91 pages. What page does the actually interesting part start and finish?

[Porsche Monkey]

The whole thing. It gets pretty funny. Especially when he starts showing some of his um candidates.

[superjohn]

I tried to read it, but the spelling and grammar was so bad in some of the posts that I thought it was a foreign language.

I did like the gist of his response to eharmony though. 

[erkishhorde]

Just skip through all the pages reading only the posts by Tank 250.

General gist is that wife #5 decides she wants to leave him for her old flame from 20 yrs ago that she's reconnected with. Tank says OK, see ya, and hops onto every dating site possible and the adventure begins. He posts some pics of candidates/dates and some drama ensues with the ex. Tank posts some things he's learned about online dating. He finds a girl he likes around pages 78. Around page 91 his ex has come back for the holidays so the kids can be together (apparently there are 2 and he has custody of the 9yo boy). They are "currently" in Florida visiting family for a week.

[Slide Panda]

Funny moment in the 20s when he stumbles upon his step daugter of a previous marriage on a site

[CapnCrunch]

seems that all the *ahem* "power strokers"  have been "duped" into banging a fatty.

[Privateer]

Just skip through all the pages reading only the posts by Tank 250.

General gist is that wife #5 decides she wants to leave him for her old flame from 20 yrs ago that she's reconnected with. Tank says OK, see ya, and hops onto every dating site possible and the adventure begins. He posts some pics of candidates/dates and some drama ensues with the ex. Tank posts some things he's learned about online dating. He finds a girl he likes around pages 78. Around page 91 his ex has come back for the holidays so the kids can be together (apparently there are 2 and he has custody of the 9yo boy). They are "currently" in Florida visiting family for a week.

I thought I read that the Ex wants to get back together, they're "living" in the same house but he sleeps at his girlfriend's house over night while the Ex stays at home?

It actually made me kind of sad.  To watch the guy using online to find a mate, Mrs Right he said, only to turn to the dark side for random NSA sex.  Not that it's a bad thing, but it corrupted his purpose.

If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will