Rampage: Incoherent driver takes aim at exotic car dealership

[lethe]

Not to diminish the lunacy involved...

but talk about FAIL.

She busted a couple of windows and dented some roll up doors.

I expected to see exotic carnage.

exactly, if you're going to get in trouble you might as well do it right.
Steal  a garbage truck and drive right through the place end to end, dragging cars with you and leaving behind some of the truck's contents