Caffine + Meat

[Slide Panda]

Not sure to be overjoyed, or run like hell - but caffeinated jerky is now availible

http://www.perkyjerky.com/home.php

[acalles]

Not sure to be overjoyed, or run like hell - but caffeinated jerky is now availible

http://www.perkyjerky.com/home.php

I guarantee this will create epic farts...

[ryandalling]

I sent this to a coworker... her reply "Performance enhancing meat products? **snicker**"  Plus she thought I was sending her a porn website.... perkyjerky.com .... could go horribly dirty... 

[SacDuc]

That's great. Sometimes I get a sleepy when I'm continuously cramming snack foods down my fat gob. This should ensure that I can not only maintain my hugely obese mass but that I can do away with unnecessary caffeine withdrawal headaches in the unfortunate instance that I find myself somehow more than 5 minutes away from my thrice daily 48oz Big Gulp.

sac

/perhaps I could dip them in caramel sauce
//I'm hungry

[Triple J]

Beef Jerky is actually a pretty healthy snack if you buy the right stuff.  Not sure this product is one of the good ones though.


Stolen from Men's Health:

Why you think it's bad: It's unhealthy meat that's loaded with preservatives.

Why it's not: Beef jerky is high in protein and doesn't raise your level of insulinâ€"a hormone that signals your body to store fat. That makes it an ideal between-meals snack, especially when you're trying to lose weight. And while some beef-jerky brands are packed with high-sodium ingredients, such as MSG and sodium nitrate, chemical-free products are available. If you have high blood pressure, check the label for brands that are made from all-natural ingredients, which reduce the total sodium content.

[superjohn]

would that be calf-eine ?

[SacDuc]

would that be calf-eine ?

Boo this man.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[superjohn]

Boo this man.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[herm]

one step closer to the sustenance pill....

[Kopfjäger]

You could wash that jerky down with this. 

http://www.waterjoe.com/main.html

[erkishhorde]

Sex sells. Anybody else think the logo looks like a lady's hour glass figure like Jessica Rabbit?

[Slide Panda]

Even before you eat - shower up with

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/

and yes - the package graphic does hold a resemblance to a buxo
figure