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ducatiz

June 02, 2008, 12:37:38 PM
Do they not have prostitutes in NSW Australia??

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361382,00.html

QuoteSurgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'

Monday, June 02, 2008
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An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers,[/b]  [puke]before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.
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#1
June 02, 2008, 01:54:29 PM
I'm glad that reporters "down under" are afraid to use "down under" puns.  Stupid journalism.   :P

In other news, who the f*ck would do something like that.  No, wait, I don't want to know.
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Grampa

#2
June 02, 2008, 01:55:24 PM
nuts and washers go together like bp&j
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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ducatiz

#3
June 02, 2008, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 02, 2008, 01:55:24 PM
nuts and washers go together like bp&j

peanus butter and jelly?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

#4
June 02, 2008, 02:06:48 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DanTheMan

#5
June 02, 2008, 08:42:25 PM
thats it only 16, rookie
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ducatiz

#6
June 03, 2008, 05:45:14 AM
Quote from: DanTheMan on June 02, 2008, 08:42:25 PM
thats it only 16, rookie

well they were 2" thick axle spacer type washers...  [laugh]
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

eyeboy

#7
June 03, 2008, 09:59:13 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 02, 2008, 02:06:48 PM
that too


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coffee out the nose... damn you!
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#8
June 03, 2008, 10:07:26 AM
my work here is done
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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