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BMW bashing at it's finest

Started by NuTTs, March 26, 2010, 12:59:54 PM

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mookieo2

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March 26, 2010, 01:05:48 PM
"the BMW s1000r has four modes...rain, awesome, awesomer, and chuck norris "

[clap]

Bick

#2
March 26, 2010, 01:08:34 PM
 [bow_down]

[laugh]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

mitt

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March 26, 2010, 06:18:12 PM
 [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]

Lots of good descriptions

mitt

Turf

#4
March 26, 2010, 08:28:42 PM
that's now my second favorite bike write up evaaa.

first was that 999R write up that said it ran on the angel tears and virgin's blood or something
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Goat_Herder

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March 26, 2010, 09:36:03 PM
Quote from: mookieo2 on March 26, 2010, 01:05:48 PM
"the BMW s1000r has four modes...rain, awesome, awesomer, and chuck norris "
Funny you mentioned Chuck Norris.  The S1000RR is the first bike ever made that didn't explode after Chuck Norris twisted its throttle.
Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red
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