I'm gonna be rich!!!

Started by Oldfisti, March 29, 2010, 08:08:14 AM

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Oldfisti

My Dear,

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confidence to succeed sometimes in life.

There is this huge amount of Seven million Five Hundred Thousands U.S dollars (7.500.000.00 which my late Father kept with a Fiduciary Fund Holder in Abidjan before his death Now, I have decided to invest this money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for security
and political reasons.

I want you to assist me claim and retrieve this fund from the Fiduciary Fund Holders and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas: 1).Telecommunication  2). the transport industry 3). Five star hotel If you can be of any assistance to me I will be pleased to offer to you 20% of the total fund.

I await your soonest response

Respectfully yours,

Ms. Ellen Scott








;D
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

Yeah, I know this should really be in NOGAS.




Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

RAT900

I used to reply to them ......they used to claim parentage by some noted 3rd world luminary who left 11ty billion lying around when they were killed

I would tell them I was honored and remembered their father well and that he was known in our country as the Man Who was No Stranger To the Favors of Apes and so on

and would suggest we negotiate using my personal preference....goats and unused wives /daughters etc.

rather than simple monetary compensation. Even offered to send them all my banking information to show good faith

I would try to mimic their misuse of the language as well to make them more comfortable.

They never wrote back...very disappointing
This is an insult to the Pez community

fastwin

 [laugh] [laugh] That's a good one! Bet they never thought they'd get that response! [bang] Funny...

RAT900

and I ALWAYS made sure to cc my stock broker so they would get his email on their list....useless bastard that he was....marginally better than the Nigerians
This is an insult to the Pez community