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Cloner
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....because a mind is a terrible thing......
Don't look unless you wanna see my.......
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April 07, 2010, 01:44:37 PM »
HERO MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonfy. OH, BONFY! Where's my little SPH?
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April 07, 2010, 01:57:44 PM »
Uhmm.... (squinting)... I dont really see anything...
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN" If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"
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April 07, 2010, 03:21:46 PM »
For a mere $50, I can reset the OP to a number of your choosing...
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Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.
bonfy
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Quote from: Cloner on April 07, 2010, 01:44:37 PM
HERO MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonfy. OH, BONFY! Where's my little SPH?
You are in the big leagues now, baby! Worthy now of the SPH anthem:
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The Smelly Pirate Hooker
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Re: Don't look unless you wanna see my.......
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April 07, 2010, 07:45:16 PM »
Dear God, Oprah, Tom Cruise & Lance,
Please take this mental picture out of me.
Amen
Ok, scratch Lance. He'll be cheerin' ya' on I'm sure. He is made out of latex...Just sayin.
Scottish, I have a friend who is a therapist if you need his # after all this.
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Cloner
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....because a mind is a terrible thing......
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April 08, 2010, 02:23:35 AM »
I didn't say it was a huge member, Ratfink, it's a hero 'cause of where it's been! Don't go readin' stuff into other stuff.......Duh.
KB, I've got an image for ya! Just substitute Bonfy for where you normally are when we meet, then you'll be in the right frame of mind.
I also have a little therapy for Scottish. Come and get it, big boy. I'll do to you what I plan to do to the SPH. Ummmmmmmmmm. Therapy, indeed.
I'm talking about riding of course. Keith is normally astride his black beauty, Bonfy has her Monster, and I'm sure Scottish can scrounge up a mount. Riding is good therapy.
Notice how these seemingly innocent sentences still contain a bit of double entendre if you squint just a little? I'm just sayin'.
I might even ride with the Rat!
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage. R.A. Heinlein
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DucMouse the Mighty
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Quote from: bonfy on April 07, 2010, 06:49:24 PM
You are in the big leagues now, baby! Worthy now of the SPH anthem:
and what a great anthem!!
yaaaa now ur member is at "hero" status!
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spankin™
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Scottish
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That's thinkin' with your dipstick Jimmy!
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Quote from: Cloner on April 08, 2010, 02:23:35 AM
if you squint just a little? I'm just sayin'.
No one should have to squint a little for a hero member. You know your hero members a winner when you're showin it off and you hear "aw, how cute!"
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ducducgooseme
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Same ole DesmoDevil, in a more gentle package
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April 09, 2010, 03:47:41 AM »
"It looks just like a real hero member, only smaller."
"Is that mini-me?"
"do those members come in big boy sizes too?"
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If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.
Cloner
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....because a mind is a terrible thing......
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April 09, 2010, 04:32:27 AM »
I got some big boy for ya, Skinner. Come and get it!!!
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage. R.A. Heinlein
'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
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Scottish
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That's thinkin' with your dipstick Jimmy!
Re: Don't look unless you wanna see my.......
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April 09, 2010, 08:07:28 AM »
Ahhh, pretty typical the NMMR has turned Scotts "big" moment into a "little" joke. Poor lil fella.
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Quote from: Cloner on April 09, 2010, 04:32:27 AM
I got some big boy for ya, Skinner. Come and get it!!!
Is it in yet? holy tattoo needle batman
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If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.
bonfy
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Re: Don't look unless you wanna see my.......
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April 09, 2010, 02:59:16 PM »
Quote from: Cloner on April 09, 2010, 04:32:27 AM
I got some big boy for ya, Skinner. Come and get it!!!
Don't believe him, he's all talk!!! Big Boy or Big
TEASE
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Oh, wait, we could be talkin' motorcycles here again...don't let all the
fool ya!
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The Smelly Pirate Hooker
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