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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



KnightofNi

Quote from: lethe on May 08, 2010, 10:30:39 AM
so you're jealous then?

only jealous of the fact that you have the space to fit all of it.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Porsche Monkey

UP SHUT YOU COCK


















sorry wrong thread
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Pip

Someone needs to lay off the ducahol.  [drink]

[thumbsup]
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

Porsche Monkey

But it beacons me with its sweet siren song.  [bang]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


KnightofNi

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 12, 2010, 05:22:58 AM
But it beacons me with its sweet siren song.  [bang]

bea·conâ€, â€,/ˈbikÉ™n/  Show Spelled[bee-kuhn]  Show IPA
â€"noun
1. a guiding or warning signal, as a light or fire, esp. one in an elevated position.
2. a tower or hill used for such purposes.
3. a lighthouse, signal buoy, etc., on a shore or at a dangerous area at sea to warn and guide vessels.
4. Navigation .
a. radio beacon.
b. a radar device at a fixed location that, upon receiving a radar pulse, transmits a reply pulse that enables the original sender to determine his or her position relative to the fixed location.
5. a person, act, or thing that warns or guides.
6. a person or thing that illuminates or inspires: The Bible has been our beacon during this trouble.
â€"verb (used with object)
7. to serve as a beacon to; warn or guide.
8. to furnish or mark with beacons: a ship assigned to beacon the shoals.
â€"verb (used without object)
9. to serve or shine as a beacon: A steady light beaconed from the shore.
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Origin:
bef. 950; ME beken,  OE bÄ"acen  sign, signal; c. OFris bāken,  OS bōkan,  OHG bouhhan

â€"Related forms
bea·con·less, adjective
un·bea·coned, adjective


â€"Synonyms
1.  beam, buoy, pharos; signal fire; balefire.


or did you mean beckon?

beck·onâ€, â€,/ˈbÉ›kÉ™n/  Show Spelled[bek-uhn]  Show IPA
â€"verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
1. to signal, summon, or direct by a gesture of the head or hand.
2. to lure; entice.
â€"noun
3. a nod, gesture, etc., that signals, directs, summons, indicates agreement, or the like.
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See images of beckon
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Origin:
bef. 950; ME beknen,  OE gebÄ" ( a ) cnian,  deriv. of bÄ"acen  beacon

â€"Related forms
beck·on·er, noun
beck·on·ing·ly, adverb
un·beck·oned, adjective


â€"Synonyms
1.  motion, wave, gesture, bid, nod. 2.  invite, attract, draw, coax, tempt, tantalize, allure, beguile.

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Porsche Monkey

Yeah the second one I think. Sorry, I work in a shop   :P
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

zooom

and now for something completely different!
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Pip

"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

KnightofNi

i may be hopped up on percoset, but john cleese in a bikini just isn't as nice to look at.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house