Had to dodge a flying kiddie pool that came at me last year. I swerved, and it only clipped my ankle and sidecase. Worst thing was after the fact, I nearly fell off my bike because I was laughing so hard about the ludicrous-ness of nearly getting taken out by a plastic pool!
That is funny!
I was almost decapitated by a piece of cardboard that was taken up in the air about 45' by a dust devil. It came down just in front front of me and nearly take my head off.