How you know I am NOT the King...

[Bill in OKC]

Certainly you are qualified to be the king of something lol  -  That sucks -  it reminds me of the time I had just bought a new car and on the way home thought it must be raining...  but there were not any clouds.  Kind of a nasty rain... and by the time I got home it had dried to a muddy finish.  My new car lost that new car smell.