Whirrrrrr....

[Speedbag]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html

[Slide Panda]

There are worse ways to go...

Seems a bit urban myth as she was so young - but she wouldn't be the first to have a heart attack like that.

[SacDuc]

Fine. I'll be the one to ask. What porno was she watching?


sac

[Speedbag]

Pretty much my first thought....

[RAT900]

cuming and going at the same time....worse ways to go....up here in NY they call it "doing a Nelson"...in honor of Nelson Rockefeller..who died in the saddle

[superjohn]

Why do I get the imagine of the EMS showing up and hearing the muffled whine of Mr. Happy, diligently attempting to arouse the victim.

[GAAN]

Why do I get the imagine of the EMS showing up and hearing the muffled whine of Mr. Happy, diligently attempting to arouse the victim.

hopefully the batteries had given up by then

they frown terribly when EMS attempts to call the ME whilst laughing hysterically

[Randimus Maximus]

hopefully the batteries had given up by then

they frown terribly when EMS attempts to call the ME whilst laughing hysterically

speaking from experience?

[pennyrobber]

Fine. I'll be the one to ask. What porno was she watching?


sac

All of them!

[sno_duc]

hopefully the batteries had given up by then

they frown terribly when EMS attempts to call the ME whilst laughing hysterically

Energizer......they just keep going.....

[GAAN]

speaking from experience?

there may have been a call involving a running cum drill

and

a tweaker with a pistol

and

a tweakette with a trach

and

cops

and

a moderately experienced EMT havinghis life saved by 2 swat guys due to being frozen in place by sheer awe and disbelief

[The Bacon Junkie]

there may have been a call involving a running cum drill

and

a tweaker with a pistol

and

a tweakette with a trach

and

cops

and

a moderately experienced EMT havinghis life saved by 2 swat guys due to being frozen in place by sheer awe and disbelief

Proceed to the "Best Story" thread...  STAT!!! 

[DoubleEagle]

Wonder If the EMTs gave her cunnilingus to try and revive her ?

Dolph       

[Speedbag]

Perhaps.

But something about this whole tale tells me she might be....dead in bed.