You Park Like An Asshole

[fastwin]

That is really good! Much better than the down to the metal "keying" I usually want to do to them! Must resist!!! My only method of stopping that behavior is to think back to the mid 80's when I had a '79 Porsche 911SC Targa. I got a factory whale tail from my wife at the time for X-mas. I searched out a top level body shop that could handle the whale tail install and a complete repaint. Previous owner had accrued major front end rock chip damage going back and forth from Dallas to Houston a couple of times a week for bizness. Plus it had a not so good fender repair from a low speed parking lot ditty.

A month or two later I had it back in my hands and it looked f#@king perfect! Like it was 10 minutes off the showroom floor! My wife and I went to a movie and I parked it 50 yards away from any other car. Came out to find that some sorry mother make the beast with two backser had gone way out of their way to key my car on both sides all the way around! I stood and screamed at the top of my lungs for 15 minutes. Had anyone even walked up and said "what's wrong?" I would have shot them dead. I have never been more pissed off in my 55 years of living. Shit... I'm still writing about it!! No matter how mad I am about an asshole parking job I could never do that to someone... at least not yet!

[Popeye the Sailor]

People key Porsches as a pastime, doncha know.

[Stinky Wizzleteats]

Probably be able to park this in the handicapped spot. 

Man Driving a Half Car !!!!