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Started by Grampa, August 26, 2010, 06:57:06 PM

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Grampa

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IZ

A 4-year-old boy was being tested for sexually transmitted diseases after he found a used condom in an Atlanta hotel room and tried to blow it up, thinking it was a balloon


[puke] [puke] [puke]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Triple J

Damn, that's horrible. Hope he didn't catch anything.  :-\

erkishhorde

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IZ

quotes from clip..

"He had his tongue in the condom"


"..what appeared to still be semen in the condom"


Seriously..going to hurl!! 

ugh!!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

DoubleEagle

A truly sad story.

Where were the parents ?

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Raux

in a hotel room?

yeah i can see the situation happening. I don't go into a room checking under the bed, etc.

the maid that cleaned the room prior should be fired though.

dolci

What a sad story. As often as I have travelled, I can't think that I have ever looked under the bed unless I'm checking out and want to make sure I didn't leave something...but the way the grandmother spoke it sounded as though the condom was IN the bed???
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Quote from: Raux on August 26, 2010, 10:05:41 PM
in a hotel room?

yeah i can see the situation happening. I don't go into a room checking under the bed, etc.

the maid that cleaned the room prior should be fired though.

Not really the maids fault. . .

it says the room hadn't yet been cleaned at all
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