Most of the above and
Parking my bike near the door of most places I go to.
Riding way tooo fast through way too many cars. Sometimes it has been like playing a video game.
My favorite act of 2-wheeled deviance has to be the clutch up wheelie on my SpeedTriple. My taint quivers with electricity as I shift it up into 3rd and ride it out til the speedo shows 112.
I also enjoy riding drunk and running over small animals.
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