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So true, SO TRUE!
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Not quite as artistic or well-spoken as Bill Mauldin, but if you've served or been around those who have, you'll probably get a chuckle.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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Thank you for the sympathy grin, Kev.
The first one, the one about nicknames, isn't that great, but pretty much every other one is spot-on.
And my personal favorite:
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OK..those ones were funny.
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It wasn't a sympathy grin
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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