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ducati_tim
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Re: Gawdam noisy kids !!!
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Reply #15 on:
November 08, 2010, 02:11:00 PM »
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on November 07, 2010, 08:54:00 PM
I finally figured out why I hate these things:
The extra decibels to extra horsepower added ratio is the worst of any aftermarket mod ever
Paging Mr. Pot on the clackety, brupity chrome Monster. Mr. Kettle on the whizzety red Puch would like a word with you
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Re: Gawdam noisy kids !!!
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Reply #16 on:
November 09, 2010, 02:49:44 PM »
Quote from: ducati_tim on November 08, 2010, 02:11:00 PM
Paging Mr. Pot on the clackety, brupity chrome Monster. Mr. Kettle on the whizzety red Puch would like a word with you
Ahem:
Me: 10 extra HP and 10 Extra dB = 1 dB per HP
Them: .1 extra HP and 10 Extra dB = 100 dB per HP
Me = Win.
Them = teh suxxor
I will now do the science dance
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Re: Gawdam noisy kids !!!
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November 09, 2010, 03:08:50 PM »
You're assuming that the purpose of throwing a kit on that pregnant dog (either your chromey pregnant dog or their bicycle-with-a-gerbil-on-a-wheel pregnant dog) is to add HP. But if you're only going for looks and extra sound, their ratio starts to look pretty good. Keep as fack, almost no HP gain, and all about the looks (?) and that extra-loud, pissed-off beehive sound. Cuz seriously, you didn't get your exhaust for the extra powah didja?
BTW, find the funny part of this CL ad:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/2046298571.html
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Re: Gawdam noisy kids !!!
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Reply #18 on:
November 09, 2010, 03:29:04 PM »
Quote from: Spidey on November 09, 2010, 03:08:50 PM
BTW, find the funny part of this CL ad:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/2046298571.html
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Re: Gawdam noisy kids !!!
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November 09, 2010, 03:31:23 PM »
That's not actually the funny part I was thinkin' about, but it works too.
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Re: Gawdam noisy kids !!!
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November 09, 2010, 03:47:46 PM »
Quote from: Spidey on November 09, 2010, 03:31:23 PM
That's not actually the funny part I was thinkin' about, but it works too.
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'04 Yamaha FZ1, The
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Re: Gawdam noisy kids !!!
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Reply #21 on:
November 09, 2010, 03:54:00 PM »
That too, is funny, but not what I was lookin' for. This is the part that made me chuckle:
the engine makes too much power
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Re: Gawdam noisy kids !!!
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Reply #22 on:
November 11, 2010, 01:24:32 PM »
Quote from: Spidey on November 09, 2010, 03:08:50 PM
You're assuming that the purpose of throwing a kit on that pregnant dog (either your chromey pregnant dog or their bicycle-with-a-gerbil-on-a-wheel pregnant dog) is to add HP. But if you're only going for looks and extra sound, their ratio starts to look pretty good. Keep as fack, almost no HP gain, and all about the looks (?) and that extra-loud, pissed-off beehive sound. Cuz seriously, you didn't get your exhaust for the extra powah didja?
BTW, find the funny part of this CL ad:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/2046298571.html
It looks like it has tape on the seat. You should get it. It would look good with the sparkle helmet.
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