Gawdam noisy kids !!!

Started by Desmostro, November 04, 2010, 04:09:17 PM

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ducati_tim

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on November 07, 2010, 08:54:00 PM
I finally figured out why I hate these things:

The extra decibels to extra horsepower added ratio is the worst of any aftermarket mod ever  [bang]

Paging Mr. Pot on the clackety, brupity chrome Monster. Mr. Kettle on the whizzety red Puch would like a word with you  [laugh]

'Rispetta le donne!' Italian Spiderman

Drunken Monkey

Quote from: ducati_tim on November 08, 2010, 02:11:00 PM
Paging Mr. Pot on the clackety, brupity chrome Monster. Mr. Kettle on the whizzety red Puch would like a word with you  [laugh]
Ahem:

Me: 10 extra HP and 10 Extra dB  = 1 dB per HP

Them: .1 extra HP and 10 Extra dB = 100 dB per HP

Me = Win.
Them = teh suxxor

I will now do the science dance
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

Spidey

You're assuming that the purpose of throwing a kit on that pregnant dog (either your chromey pregnant dog or their bicycle-with-a-gerbil-on-a-wheel pregnant dog) is to add HP.  But if you're only going for looks and extra sound, their ratio starts to look pretty good.  Keep as fack, almost no HP gain, and all about the looks (?) and that extra-loud, pissed-off beehive sound.  Cuz seriously, you didn't get your exhaust for the extra powah didja?

BTW, find the funny part of this CL ad:  http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/2046298571.html   
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

desmoquattro

My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

Spidey

That's not actually the funny part I was thinkin' about, but it works too.
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

desmoquattro

Quote from: Spidey on November 09, 2010, 03:31:23 PM
That's not actually the funny part I was thinkin' about, but it works too.

Tenderloin?
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

Spidey

That too, is funny, but not what I was lookin' for.  This is the part that made me chuckle:  the engine makes too much power
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

MendoDave

Quote from: Spidey on November 09, 2010, 03:08:50 PM
You're assuming that the purpose of throwing a kit on that pregnant dog (either your chromey pregnant dog or their bicycle-with-a-gerbil-on-a-wheel pregnant dog) is to add HP.  But if you're only going for looks and extra sound, their ratio starts to look pretty good.  Keep as fack, almost no HP gain, and all about the looks (?) and that extra-loud, pissed-off beehive sound.  Cuz seriously, you didn't get your exhaust for the extra powah didja?

BTW, find the funny part of this CL ad:  http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/2046298571.html   

It looks like it has tape on the seat. You should get it. It would look good with the sparkle helmet.