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Started by rustoric, October 21, 2010, 05:25:11 PM

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IZ

#15
October 23, 2010, 04:05:44 PM
Quote from: DucHead on October 23, 2010, 06:38:56 AM
[laugh]  You haven't been paying attention.  The US is the center of the universe, pregnant doges!   [laugh]

No, Texas is!   [cheeky]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

fastwin

#16
October 23, 2010, 04:12:20 PM
At least through the World Series. [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ducatiz

#17
October 23, 2010, 04:21:54 PM
Quote from: IZ on October 23, 2010, 04:05:44 PM
No, Texas is!   [cheeky]

Quote from: ducatiz on October 23, 2010, 12:02:26 PM
being the center doesn't mean everything.

the turds spin into the center of the toilet bowl too.


what do you do when you can't get a Texan into his coffin?


give him an enema and put him in a shoebox.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

#18
October 24, 2010, 03:51:04 AM Last Edit: October 24, 2010, 04:13:29 AM by RAT900
Any grouping/gathering of the human species in numbers greater than 1,000 (or maybe as few as 10) can only be a bad thing and instances of douche-baggery *(see footnote) can be expected to skyrocket

I do not do venues, arenas or stadium events....I do not go to early opening special sale events at Walmart during Christmas season

St. Patrick's Day and the Halloween Parade in NYC are to be avoided at all costs....any Mets Jets Giants Yankee game is also not on the list....

any European Soccer Game is out of the question...(better survival odds are to be had dressing up as Hasidim and doing a hora/conga line around the central Kaaba in Mecca during Ramadan)

The human as a herding beast is not necessarily a danger most of the time...although rogue ones do emerge on occasion that do not incite the entire pack...

when grazing or consuming the herd will generally be docile,,,,but they can be triggered and they can and will stampede or riot..it is not always known what triggers the herd

however most often the dangerous behavior will result from contests between members of rivaling herds for grazing rights and rights of breeding predominance

* actually I believe the correct wording is "douche-baggotry"
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducatiz

#19
October 24, 2010, 11:21:29 AM
after watching that flick for a few times I have to say i would love to buy Mr Meatloaf a dog and a beer.. I love him, he's the best.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

The Architect

#20
October 24, 2010, 11:27:35 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 24, 2010, 11:21:29 AM
after watching that flick for a few times I have to say i would love to buy Mr Meatloaf a dog and a beer.. I love him, he's the best.

You might have to make that a couple of dogs.  He looks like he put a few down. 

ducatiz

#21
October 24, 2010, 11:43:49 AM
Quote from: The Architect on October 24, 2010, 11:27:35 AM
You might have to make that a couple of dogs.  He looks like he put a few down. 

I meant a whole St Bernard.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

The Architect

#22
October 24, 2010, 05:45:02 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 24, 2010, 11:43:49 AM
I meant a whole St Bernard.

That's good.  I think hot dogs are $12 at Yankee stadium.  That boy can put a hurting on your finances. 

ducatiz

#23
October 24, 2010, 06:43:31 PM
Quote from: The Architect on October 24, 2010, 05:45:02 PM
That's good.  I think hot dogs are $12 at Yankee stadium.  That boy can put a hurting on your finances. 

nahh,  $6 for a dog.  beer is $10 though...
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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