'Festivus' gets prisoner kosher meals

Started by MendoDave, December 14, 2010, 03:44:56 PM

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Vindingo

illegal alien drug dealer... I hope he got cable tv too.  Why not make it a first-class plane ticket while we are at it  [thumbsup] 

Drjones

It's Kalifornia. What do you expect from a people who are so stupid that they lack basic math skills.
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ducatiz

I am shocked it went on for a couple of months. 

If I ever go to prison in California, I'm going to claim I'm a member of the FSM cult and I must be fellated daily by a Playboy model.
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Quote from: ducatiz on December 14, 2010, 05:38:14 PM
I am shocked it went on for a couple of months. 

If I ever go to prison in California, I'm going to claim I'm a member of the FSM cult and I must be fellated daily by a Playboy model.

You and that damn noodly appendage.
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Bick

Quote from: Vindingo on December 14, 2010, 04:27:57 PM
Why not make it a first-class plane ticket while we are at it  [thumbsup] 

How inhumane can you get?!!!

Nothing less than a G-V.  [evil]


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Quote from: Drjones on December 14, 2010, 04:28:24 PM
It's Kalifornia. What do you expect from a people who are so stupid that they lack basic math skills.

as a texan living in california for the last decade, what exactly are you trying to say here?
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Quote from: Drjones on December 14, 2010, 04:28:24 PM
It's Kalifornia. What do you expect from a people who are so stupid that they lack basic math skills.
Hey my wife and I were born and raised in California.  Between the three of us we are pretty good at math!
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ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducatiz

Quote from: Heath on December 16, 2010, 08:56:33 AM
Hey my wife and I were born and raised in California.  Between the three of us we are pretty good at math!

Are you in the state Assembly??
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Drjones

Yet idiots who aren't good at math keep getting elected there as representatives of the populace.
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Quote from: Heath on December 16, 2010, 08:56:33 AM
Hey my wife and I were born and raised in California.  Between the three of us we are pretty good at math!
That makes five of us...
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