San Diego Cop Shoots Would Be Bike Thief

Started by zenjim, December 23, 2010, 08:22:28 AM

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Scotzman

But you Incorporated snow angels, so I think it's okay.
"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."

sbrguy

problem with you all is that you all want the easy way out.

"head shots , he should have shot him more, he should have used a 22, etc".

that is the wrong route, and i'm surprised and dissapointed in all of you.

don't you know that you aren't supposed to "shoot" the bike theif, situations like these are best handled without guns and usually with a combination of bare knuckles fighting techniques and a severe beat down. 

won't you guys ever learn? [laugh]

fastwin

I'm lazy, old and wear out quickly. I'm all about the easy way out! [thumbsup] And Scotzman's right, I do feel better about the snow angel reference. [cheeky]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

hbliam

Quote from: zenjim on December 24, 2010, 08:35:39 AM
I agree that hanging is too good for him, and a head shot would be preferable.

But with no other witnesses, I rather enjoy the fact that the description of what transpired sounds like it was taken from a police manual. There is no mention of the thief actually having a gun. We have only the word of the "three year veteran".

There is no legal requirement that says you have to wait until they produce the handgun. Just like we don't have to wait until they shoot us to shoot back.

Betty

Quote from: zenjim on December 24, 2010, 08:35:39 AM
But with no other witnesses, I rather enjoy the fact that the description of what transpired sounds like it was taken from a police manual. There is no mention of the thief actually having a gun. We have only the word of the "three year veteran".

Exactly.

Of course he identified himself as a police officer.
Of course the alleged* thief struggled with him.
Of course the alleged* thief appeared to be arming himself.
Of course he was only protecting himself.

What else was he going to say?

* This is the way you we see it reported down here. He is not a thief until it has been proven in court ... but then you won't be able to refer to him as a thief because that might cause discrimination. If you discriminate against someone you could be taken to court.

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fastwin

What's the old saying? Dead guys make terrible witnesses. Seriously, you can't believe a word they say. ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

hbliam

Quote from: oldfastwin on December 24, 2010, 12:10:56 PM
What's the old saying? Dead guys make terrible witnesses. Seriously, you can't believe a word they say. ;D

The old saying is, "I'd rather be judged by 12 then carried by six."

fastwin

Your old saying is what you say after mine. [laugh]

I just want to know if someday the officer ever gets his bike back. Post it up if anyone ever finds out. [thumbsup]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Mozella

Quote from: oldfastwin on December 24, 2010, 12:57:49 PM
Your old saying is what you say after mine. [laugh]

I just want to know if someday the officer ever gets his bike back. Post it up if anyone ever finds out. [thumbsup]

I for one hope he doesn't get his Yamaha back.

What I DO hope is that he gets a nice insurance settlement so that he can use the money to purchase some kind of Ducati, which would make all the hassle of dealing with these two dopes worth while.


fastwin

I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

LoneStar

2012 CCS Atlantic & Mid-Atlantic SuperTwins AM Champion
2012 CCS Summit Point SuperTwins AM Track Champion
2009 Ducati Monster 1100S (Longhorn Edition) [street]
2008 Ducati 848 [trak - CCS Amateur #134]
2005 Yamaha R1 [trak - Project Bike - looking for some BST's]

akmnstr

#41
I say the cop is telling the truth.  Cause if it was me I would have shot both of the mo fos and gotten my bike back before I even said a word.  But maybe that is the difference between a Duc owner and a Yamaha rider.  Or a trained professional and 2nd amendment - moto riding - badass - touch my bike and your dead - mo fo.

Actually it might go more like this if I caught them, I'd say, "excuse me sir, excuse me.  That is my motorcycle that your loading there.  Oh, there has been a recall from Ducati and you've come to pick it up.  But the bike is 6 year old.  Oh, I see.  Ducati, knows that I'm one of their greatest fans and is extending this service beyond the warranty.  Well, that is so thoughtful of them.  Do you need any help loading my bike?"  
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

lawbreaker

Quote from: derby on December 23, 2010, 04:13:48 PM
how many years of experience does one need to have before they can be called a veteran?


... I have 20 and still dont think of myself as a veteran...


but I certainly aint no rookie ;D