Bong-hit inventions

Started by Grampa, March 16, 2011, 08:53:00 AM

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Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Nitewaif

That thing looks like mad fun right up until you nail a tree.  I am working in Alaska right now, and our ICU is full of people who nailed trees sledding.  Oh, and one who got his ass kicked by a moose. 

GAAN

dewd 1: <bubbler noises> dewd freshies on my hangboard are getting lame, I need a new huck.

dewd 2: <bubbler noises> you want something more wicked than thrashing fresh gnar with your face?

dewd 1: totally

dewd 2: <bubbler noises> <thoughtful pause> <bubbler noises> <distracti....>

dewd 1: uh dewd?

dewd 2: dewd, I...whoa, dewd ...whoa, dewd I totaly have an idea

dewd 1: no way dewd

dewd 2: <jumps to feet> ok dewd totally check this out...<dramatic pause...or possibly distracted by something blue...>

dewd 1: <awaits holy grail>

dewd 2: ok check it dewd... run out into the woods and kick a baby bear

dewd 1: <nods head...> dewd I don't want to kick a baby dewd

dewd 2: <righteous animation> no dewd a baby bear that way when moma bear comes you are totally like running for your life and shit dewd, make the beast with two backsing extreme bro

dewd 1: <bubbler noises> sick bro

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

krolik

Quote from: Nitewaif on March 17, 2011, 01:02:37 AM
That thing looks like mad fun right up until you nail a tree.  I am working in Alaska right now, and our ICU is full of people who nailed trees sledding.  Oh, and one who got his ass kicked by a moose. 

Moose bites can be pretty nasty.
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Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Nitewaif

Quote from: krolik on March 17, 2011, 10:52:49 PM
Moose bites can be pretty nasty.

This one literally kicked the guy's ass...and his face in.  :(

ItsaDuc

Quote from: Mother on March 17, 2011, 02:45:03 AM
dewd 2: <jumps to feet> ok dewd totally check this out...<dramatic pause...or possibly distracted by something blue.

[laugh] Classic

KnightofNi

Quote from: krolik on March 17, 2011, 10:52:49 PM
Moose bites can be pretty nasty.

my sister was once bitten by a moose
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Stella

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

krolik

Quote from: KnightofNi on March 22, 2011, 08:07:57 PM
my sister was once bitten by a moose

Was she carving her initials in the moose with an interspatial toothbrush?
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Ddan

Quote from: KnightofNi on March 22, 2011, 08:07:57 PM
my sister was once bitten by a moose

And now you have a "thing" for moose?

That's weird Trav. 
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TiNi

Quote from: Dan on March 23, 2011, 02:47:20 AM
And now you have a "thing" for moose?

That's weird Trav. 

+1  :-\

KnightofNi

Quote from: krolik on March 22, 2011, 09:26:52 PM
Was she carving her initials in the moose with an interspatial toothbrush?

yep, it was one she was given by her brother movie star/dentist brother-in-law.

Quote from: Dan on March 23, 2011, 02:47:20 AM
And now you have a "thing" for moose?

That's weird Trav. 

have we met? are you new?
you're suprised by somethign about me being wierd?   [roll]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Ddan

Quote from: KnightofNi on March 23, 2011, 01:55:01 PM
yep, it was one she was given by her brother movie star/dentist brother-in-law.



Say what?

Quote from: KnightofNi on March 23, 2011, 01:55:01 PM


have we met? are you new?
you're suprised by somethign about me being wierd?   [roll]

Oh no, not surprised   ;D

But that really brings more questions than answers   [laugh]
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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