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Having a hot sister

Started by Monsterlover, January 19, 2011, 01:20:03 PM

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dolci

#45
January 21, 2011, 12:01:49 PM
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Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing; however, they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Monsterlover

#46
January 21, 2011, 04:24:08 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 19, 2011, 04:56:33 PM
She doesn't exist...

yet the image is burned in your mind.

...and he rides just fine... [thumbsup]

I dunno

I think moron may be a pretty decent description
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Monsterlover

#47
January 21, 2011, 04:26:41 PM
Quote from: The Architect on January 20, 2011, 06:49:55 AM

DSC_0529 copy by anzalone22, on Flickr

That is hillarious!

And strangely similar to my last hair style. I started getting haircuts again in 2005
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ducpainter

#48
January 21, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 21, 2011, 04:24:08 PM
I dunno

I think moron may be a pretty decent description
The moron thing is undeniable... :-*

I'm having a bit of an issue with the she part.

Hair has nothing to do with it. ;)
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Goodbrush

#49
April 13, 2011, 11:03:13 PM
Pretty cool story about your sis.  Let me tell you a little bit about my work place in return.

My job is so make the beast with two backsing unbelievable.  I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick.  Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.  The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup.  She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself .  She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite.  She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.  Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us.  She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.  I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly parts.  I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.  

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the make the beast with two backsing stoner.  And this guy is more than just your average pot head.  In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.  He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22.  He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's and to make things worse, he brings his big make the beast with two backsing dog to work.  Every make the beast with two backsing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.  Hell sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.  Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonads and Burger King, every single make the beast with two backsing day.

Anyway, I drive these make the beast with two backstards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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