Out of the mouths of babes (kid quotes)

[Mother]

socially inappropriate describes everyone I know and work with

[DW]

My wife was picking me up from work for lunch when my old boss walks up. He says hi to my girls and the oldest feels it is an invitation to tell him what she had for breakfast. She just blurts out that she ate "oatmeo cero and boobies". My wife was deeply embarrassed and quickly explained that her favorite breakfast was oatmeal cereal with blueberries.

[dolci]

Does not involve my own daughter, but I did overhear it!  My boss (at the time) was a former LEO and a co-workers daughters new that.  When they met Joe, the first thing the middle one did was look him up and down and then say,

"wow - you must really like those doughnuts"  All of us within earshot lost it at that one (since it wasn't all that far from the truth)!

[Jumptship]

Just before vacation I was transferring old VHS tapes (yes...I know) of the 3 Stooges to DVD when my 8 yr old came in and sat down.  After she started watching I asked if she knew what the show was called.

She said, "Yup, the Old Testement"

[TiNi]

Does not involve my own daughter, but I did overhear it!  My boss (at the time) was a former LEO and a co-workers daughters new that.  When they met Joe, the first thing the middle one did was look him up and down and then say,

"wow - you must really like those doughnuts"  All of us within earshot lost it at that one (since it wasn't all that far from the truth)!