Average life expectancy?

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As far as life expectancy, Ducatis only last as long as the nearest Starbucks stays in business.  Mileage depends entirely on the distance between home and the 'bux.

Not a coffee drinker so one exception to the theory.    Other than meet-ups though..prior to rides, I don't recall ever seing a Duc sitting at a coffee shop.  I've lived in Seattle too where it's mandatory to have at least 2-3 Starbucks on every corner!   

I could see this in SF though.