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Where the white man went wrong

Started by Monsterlover, June 24, 2011, 05:47:16 AM

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Monsterlover

June 24, 2011, 05:47:16 AM
Found this on ADV   [laugh]

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducatiz

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June 24, 2011, 05:59:59 AM
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

herm

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June 24, 2011, 06:26:25 AM
excellent!
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The Bacon Junkie

#3
June 24, 2011, 06:36:55 AM
Heehee...  ;D




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Duc Buz

#4
June 24, 2011, 09:34:44 PM
Nice, the Chief was spot on.

I read an article not long ago about a very old sometime billionaire that had lost his fortunes and made it back like 3 or 4 times throughout his life time.  The writer asked him to describe his life.  His reply was:

"I spent my money on good whiskey, beautiful women, fast cars, gambling on most anything, and wasted the rest."  [clap]

How this relates to this post I am not sure but it came to mind.
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Adamm0621

#5
June 29, 2011, 12:38:12 AM
Nice... [roll]
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fastwin

#7
June 29, 2011, 08:23:07 AM
Had a buddy send me that in an email. Pretty damn funny. And I bet the Chief doesn't have sex with deer either!! [laugh] Inside DMF Joke Thread humor. ;D
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