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Re: Ducati cologne
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Reply #15 on:
July 08, 2011, 07:16:47 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on July 08, 2011, 07:06:31 AM
it does beg the question: what do they
really
smell like?
Oh eww!
Decades ago I worked with a guy who I swore doused himself with a half bottle every day of some kind of stink.
His smell would linger for hours after leaving the open office area. It was awful. As bad of a smell as a smoker's.
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Quote from: KnightofNi on July 08, 2011, 05:44:01 AM
i'm thinking that if i smell like exhaust, oil, and fuel and a chick dug my scent i might marry her.
My fiancée built her own first car in high school, a 67 mustang fastback. Oil, fuel, and exhaust works on either of us
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Re: Ducati cologne
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July 08, 2011, 07:25:17 AM »
all odors are particulate
so you are stuck with the stink molecules
in your nasal and sinus passages
something to contemplate...or not
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this stuff?
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July 08, 2011, 08:54:11 AM »
We're not using this opportunity to figure out what other moto-branded cologne would smell like?
HD = essence of state fair. Notes of something not normally deep fried that has been deep fried, inexpensive Pilsner-style beer, and porta-potty chemicals.
BMW = mildly caustic detergent and French flop sweat
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Quote from: ducatiz on July 08, 2011, 07:53:43 AM
this stuff?
No, this stuff:
http://www.ducatifragrances.com
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Quote from: RAT900 on July 08, 2011, 07:25:17 AM
all odors are particulate
Well, that's certainly not true. Some are gases. Think hydrogen sulfide.
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Wife got it for my birthday, I actually think it smells pretty good. No idea what it cost though.
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Quote from: mstevens on July 08, 2011, 12:55:47 PM
Well, that's certainly not true. Some are gases. Think hydrogen sulfide.
i think that should have been directed more towards the molecular level.
ie. when you smell a fart you have fart molecules landing on your nose and tongue
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quarks, neutrinos, electrons, protons, neutrons etc.........particles....atoms.......molecules.....H2S....rotten eggs smell and death
The terms "particle, particulate" are problematic in that they have variable meanings in a given context i.e. a sub-atomic particle is not the same as a dust particle....but all matter is comprised of particles at the sub-atomic level
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Quote from: Stella on July 08, 2011, 07:04:05 AM
Cologne.
Rhymes with: Alone
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