I'm Free!

Started by Adamm0621, September 03, 2011, 08:46:59 AM

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Oldfisti

Go buy a new car/bike and sleep with all her friends.


;D
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

RAT900

Find a nice young lady, have fun doing things to....eeerrr I mean with her
This is an insult to the Pez community

brimo

Buy a new friend and sleep in her car?
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

fastwin

To hell with all of that. Go for a bike ride! [thumbsup] [Dolph] Women are like buses. There will be another one in ten minutes. No offense to the fine ladies of the DMF. ;D [bow_down] Ride first. Ladies #2. Getting head squared away is mission #1. Bike rides help.
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Adamm0621

Thanks for all of the original ideas. [roll]
2010 Monster 696 Dark

muskrat

Congrats!  I too made it out in 60 days.  Fastwin is wrong, ride whatever you like in whatever order you prefer.  ;D

Now join match.com, you wont believe the fun to be had out there but don't invite them to your house - that's a longer story.  Make sure they send updated pics too - another story there too.  [evil]

Can we thin the gene pool? 

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09 Electra Glide

Adamm0621

Quote from: muskrat on September 10, 2011, 08:48:51 AM
Now join match.com

I did... there's not a whole lot to be said about the selection in Kentucky...  Most of the women that I found would put a serious hurting on my suspension... motorcycle or otherwise.  [laugh]
2010 Monster 696 Dark

stopintime

Aren't you in a place where you can shoot or blow up something?  [evil] (not people, just things)

Exercise hard, let out steam, concentrate on something else (riding), make plans and follow them [thumbsup]

Allow just the right amount of time to bring up your kid - I see every day that it pays off :)
252,000 km/seventeen years - loving it

fastwin

Quote from: muskrat on September 10, 2011, 08:48:51 AM
Congrats!  I too made it out in 60 days.  Fastwin is wrong, ride whatever you like in whatever order you prefer.  ;D



He's right. I'm often wrong. But usually not about bikes vs women folk. [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ducatiz

Quote from: Adamm0621 on September 08, 2011, 11:14:24 AM
So now that I'm divorced what next?  Did any of you guys/gals do anything special to commemorate your newfound freedom?  I've had all sorts of advice from my army buddies, ranging from "Now go sleep with all of her friends," to "Buy a new car."

Anyone have any creative (and legal) ideas?  Was there anything you found that helped with the transition back to being single?  I'm in need of advice, and maybe a little entertainment... Whatcha got for me?

Why do you need suggestions?  It's your life, man. 

Surround yourself with friends and do some normal things.  Sleeping with all her friends will be fun for about an hour (unless all of her friends are bisexual gymnasts, but hey...).  Now is the time to reconnect with yourself.  Take a trip by yourself maybe, or go with some single friends. 

The Euro is at a low -- $1.35 to â,¬1.  Maybe travel to Europe and have a bike tour.  Meet a nice Italian chick and have fun.

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

elyse

ok so i obviously can't give you the male perspective (atleast i hope its obvious :) ) but  i have had a long term relationship end a few months ago & i have to say i agree with ducatiz ..... taking time for myself has been the best thing ever. & travelling, most of my trips have been within a couple hours from my house, but the change of scenery has helped immensely. i started dating someone fairly quickly after the break up the problem with that is my heart is totally not in it & its really not fair to him...

but with all that said, it is your life, do what makes you happy :)
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

zarn02

(Assuming you have the means and time.)

Take a trip. Wander off for a while and do something you've been meaning to do for a long time.

Maybe meet some people while you'r.... wait a damn minute, I seem to be saying the exact things that ducatiz said (now that I'm reading his post).

Right then. Do what he said. [thumbsup]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."