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Invasive Species Alert: Missouri

Started by Buckethead, October 27, 2011, 11:58:40 AM

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Buckethead

October 27, 2011, 11:58:40 AM
Got a kick out of this, thought you guys might as well.

State of Missouri Invasive Species Alert

Also note that it's an actual mdc.mo.gov address. Perhaps they're not all mindless automatons after all?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

KnightofNi

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October 27, 2011, 12:13:06 PM
I was just coming here to post this... [thumbsup]
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duccarlos

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October 27, 2011, 12:31:00 PM
Zombie Identification
Some indications that you have a zombie in view:

•It has a gray-green dull skin tone.
•It is wearing inappropriate clothing for the season or terrain (no coat or shoes, for instance).
•It has open wounds, other injuries and/or missing or damaged limbs but no sign of bleeding.
•It does not respond to verbal stimulus or exhibit any interest in its immediate surroundings.
•It is trying to eat you.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

duccarlos

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October 27, 2011, 12:31:31 PM
•Avoid cauliflower fields. Since cauliflowers appear brain-like, they often lure zombies.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

He Man

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October 27, 2011, 12:34:34 PM
what about a fractal cauli field??

Buckethead

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October 27, 2011, 12:45:03 PM
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducatiz

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October 27, 2011, 01:08:05 PM
Quote from: He Man on October 27, 2011, 12:34:34 PM
what about a fractal cauli field??



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triangleforge

#7
October 27, 2011, 02:45:28 PM
The cauliflower eaters must be the vegetarian zombies...


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fastwin

#8
October 27, 2011, 04:25:00 PM
You guyz are just messin' with my zombie fetish knowing it's really close to Halloween. Not nice and really not fair. Y'all are just mean and I thought you were friends. [bang] [thumbsdown] [laugh] Need to bust out ML's zombie bracket t-shirt to get in the mood! ;)
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swampduc

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October 27, 2011, 06:34:49 PM
"If you snag a zombie, CUT THE LINE!"
[laugh]

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