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Started by WarrenJ, December 22, 2011, 08:06:14 AM

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WarrenJ

December 22, 2011, 08:06:14 AM
This isn't a dress rehearsal for life - this is it!

Grampa

#1
December 22, 2011, 08:32:57 AM
I am Jim Mcpherson and I approve this message.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

#2
December 22, 2011, 08:48:12 AM
Outstanding.  [clap]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Kopfjäger

#3
December 22, 2011, 09:09:36 AM
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

swampduc

#4
December 22, 2011, 09:12:34 AM
Cupcake?  [laugh] Guess I missed something!
Respeta mi autoridad!

fastwin

#6
December 22, 2011, 01:34:56 PM
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ute

#7
December 22, 2011, 04:48:22 PM
ohh man that was good

IZ

#8
January 15, 2012, 03:02:30 PM
Hilarious clip!  Saw that after we bought our 4s'

Wish I could post the screen shot from today!

Me: "Siri, take me home."

Siri: "I don't know where your home address is. In fact, I don't know anything about you!"

[laugh]   [laugh]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

derby

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January 15, 2012, 05:49:28 PM
Quote from: IZ on January 15, 2012, 03:02:30 PM
Hilarious clip!  Saw that after we bought our 4s'

Wish I could post the screen shot from today!


why can't you?  lock+menu takes a screenshot.

Quote from: IZ on January 15, 2012, 03:02:30 PM

Me: "Siri, take me home."

Siri: "I don't know where your home address is. In fact, I don't know anything about you!"


go settings > contacts > my info and select your contact card (with your address, etc) to tell it who you are.
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Randimus Maximus

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January 15, 2012, 05:54:38 PM
Quote from: derby on January 15, 2012, 05:49:28 PM
go settings > contacts > my info and select your contact card (with your address, etc) to tell it who you are.

why would you have an address listed for yourself if you're a nomad roaming gnome?

IZ

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January 15, 2012, 06:56:08 PM Last Edit: January 15, 2012, 06:57:45 PM by IZ
Quote from: derby on January 15, 2012, 05:49:28 PM
why can't you?  lock+menu takes a screenshot.

go settings > contacts > my info and select your contact card (with your address, etc) to tell it who you are.
thanks D

I couldnt post from phone at that time.  computer is hooked up now.  we took a pic after it happened.  Siri is pretty snotty too by the way.  the inflection in her voice was down right rude!  [cheeky]

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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