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[MendoDave]

Not really "The Best", but still pretty funny.

http://denver.craigslist.org/pet/5686285823.html

Found Cat

FOUND CAT! Cream color, no tags, doubt it's chipped. Very large and well fed. Can't keep it because my dog seems scared of it.

Looks like the one that had my dog.

[MendoDave]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5851715040.html

[Heath]

https://sacramento.craigslist.org/for/d/roseville-toilet-paper-guard/7092447377.html

"Toilet Paper Guard - $50

Do you fear that someone will steal toilet paper from your cart at Target?

Are you anxious trying to keep all your toilet paper guarded while you’re shopping at CostCo?

Worry no more!

$50/hr and I will walk beside you, ensuring that all of your toilet papers will be safe. Not one square of your ultra ultra soft quadruple ply Charmin can be taken from you. "