news 9/19

[Pakhan]

 

Corpus Christi, Texas, a 25-year-old man was arrested for drug possession during a traffic stop, despite his volunteering to police that "It's not my truck," and "If you find something (searching it), it's not mine," and "If there's anything in that black bag, it's not mine." [Corpus Christi Caller-Times, 8-22-08]

According to police in Bethlehem, Pa., four kids (ages 9 to 14) grabbed a donation box in August at RiverPlace park (contributions to an organization that maintains the park's portable toilets) and ran for nearby woods, with several police officers in pursuit. Three boys were caught, but the other made it a little ways into the woods before falling into a manure pit built by homeless people at their encampment. [The Morning Call (Allentown), 8-5-08]

Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, a Muslim preacher in the western Nigerian state of Niger, told a BBC reporter in August that, although he personally has 86 wives (and 170 children), other men could not handle that many. "(M)y own power is given by Allah," he said. "That is why I have been able to control 86 of them." The usual maximum for Muslims is four, but Bello Abubakar said the Quran does not specify punishment for violation. Besides, he said, "I don't go looking for (women). They come to me" because of his reputation as a healer. (Two weeks later, Reuters reported that local clerics were pressuring Bello Abubakar to divorce 82 wives of his choice, but a spokesman for the preacher said he was resisting.) [BBC News, 8-8-08; Reuters, 9-1-08]

In July, Port St. Lucie, Fla., police stopped Timothy Placko in his car on a wooded road and discovered inside a blond wig, rope, binoculars, a small machete, knives, gloves, two bullet casings and a film canister that contained 18 human teeth. Also on the seat was a stack of women's sonograms that Placko said he had downloaded from the Internet. He originally told police that he had pulled off the road to call (improbably) a "girlfriend," but then admitted he was not calling anyone. He was charged with carrying a concealed weapon. [WPEC-TV (West Palm Beach), 7-7-08]

[Bun-bun]

O.K., the first three are funny, but that last one really bothers me.

[Slag]

Uh, that is kinda scary 

[Pakhan]

Yea it is, kind of surprising that someone walking around with a jar of teeth isn't more scrutinized by the authorities.

[MendoDave]

Uh, that is kinda scary 

Im glad the caught that last one.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Yea it is, kind of surprising that someone walking around with a jar of teeth isn't more scrutinized by the authorities.

I'm sure they'll get to the tooth of the matter 

[River]

O.K., the first three are funny, but that last one really bothers me.

You know it reminds me of a line from CSI: "People would never go outside if they knew what was hunting them."

Kinda makes me think ignorance is bliss...

[Slag]

I'm sure they'll get to the tooth of the matter 

McGruff takes a bite out of crime...

[DCXCV]

86 wives... this must be the nigerian guy who keeps e-mailing me.  Guess I better respond before he runs out of cash.

[cbartlett419]

86 wives... this must be the nigerian guy who keeps e-mailing me.  Guess I better respond before he runs out of cash.

good one, I ought to be a millionaire a dozen times over....