I can hear him now...
'it puts the lotion on it's skin'
DW13, go away from there. Find another home/garage all tucked away in a cool place just for two. You don't need that.
You need
Nah, the troll downstairs does that enough for all of us. Some days I just wish he'd drink himself to death...NOW!!
DW13 isn't bitter. DW13 is just fed up with the drunken troll living in his basement.
"High Five!"
(I'm sure one of you gets the joke.)