My goodness, my YouTube video is making for entertaining responses.

[CairnsDuc]

I've been covered head to toe in raw sewage before, had my boots full of degreaser causing nasty burns to my feet and have had sulfuric acid on my tongue. What could have possibly been done to that toaster to bother me at this point?

Some people have some strange ways to have fun and get there kicks! 

[NuTTs]

ely****(4 days ago) Reply Your children will never be eaten if you keep far from Randy? That means that if you're close to him your children would risk to be eaten? C'me on...you're joking aren't you?!

l***** (3 days ago)  Reply The French are known to eat their young in bad economic times. Small sacks tied around the child's neck filled with garlic and sage will keep them at bay.

[Le Pirate]

 

That's terrible logic.   

"Yeah, I've been exposed to sewage before, so I wanna lick something that's had balls on it."   

this man has a point

[lethe]

this man has a point

and I have access to no logic never mind terrible logic.
At least, I know how to keep children safe from the many flavors of Europeans.