Mother will always be Mother. Do you guys honestly think that I can change him? A better question, do you honestly think I want him to change? If you think the answer to either of those questions is 'yes' then you don't know him and you don't know me.
The jokes are fine but I felt the need to set the record straight.
Chuck, I'm sorry you feel that way and I'm sorry that life has dealt you those cards. But do not apply that to Mother's relationship with me.
Wow. Hun, you really need to hang out with Chuckles more... even I, for as literal as I can be, could tell that he was being completely sarcastic...
True. Some times they die before they can finish their project. Some get bored and move on.
That was rich!