Demonic Squirrel

[triangleforge]

 
http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squirrel_riding_story.htm

[El Matador]

howie, we need reinforcements!

[Grampa]

last I saw.... Howie had an infestation

[Howie]

It's worse.  Now, in addition to both the squirrel infestation, both wild and domestic, there is now a racoon


Wild

Domestic

[NuTTs]

Excellent! Very nice story, made me laugh anyway.

[lethe]

It's worse.  Now, in addition to both the squirrel infetation, both wild and domestic, there is now a racoon


Wild

Domestic

If any with fluorescent orange tails migrate in, let me know. I'll need to update my friend, who is releasing back to the wild them around Long Island, on their migration patterns.

[trenner]

Damn squirrels!

[NAKID]

Consider yourself lucky, we have skunks here in the neighborhood. Plus, since they are so common in the area, you see them run over on the road all the time...

[Scottish]

OMG!!!! I''m crying from laughing so hard!!!! 

[NeufUnSix]

I ran over a squirrel once... Didn't even feel it. Now I know it was him or me, and my quick action probably saved my bacon and prevented years of therapy to rid myself of the recurring nightmares of beady black eyes and a vicious blur of brown fur flashing across my eyes as I stare grim-chubby-cheeked death in the face.

[c_rex]

hilarious... I'll think of it as I race toward the next furry bandit standing in my path.  Kung Fu squirrel?  I don't think so... I don't think so.

[He Man]

inamgine you could get  2 squirrels and launch them into each other at such a velocity they tear each other apart. that would be sick!