Today's Observations

[Mother]

Why does it hurt when I wake up?

Moving an entire neighborhood seems like a bad idea, maybe build the dike better

Hot shower...

why is there always a call when I'm showering?

"88992 not 88910 and no the road didn't go through, I don't care what the map says, you weren't there"

make the beast with two backs this shit, I'm going shooting

Mmmm pizza

.17 HMR to Coyote is like blood clot to superman

Maddy what in gawds name did you roll in?

I need to take my monster apart

Awwee, she filled the tank up for me after riding it, sweet girl

omg I just had a sappy moment

"You're right, pressurizing the tank was a far better option than siphoning"

more people should have respect for their elders, they know more tricks than you do

gas stinks

Monsters really are simple

I don't know where the boar/bull aspect came from in relation to monsters, when disassembled they resemble bugs

gas really stinks

Mmmm more pizza

Shit something is in my left can

ooh smelly candle

omg mother's circus cookies

warm on the mountain tonight

I have no idea what color to paint my bike

I wonder if they can attach an app to the DMF like photoshop for color changes

I know pop is bad for me but it tastes good and today is one of those days

empty station

internet

[DY]

Shut off that alarm

Still dark out, too freakin early to be going to work

Cold at the beach as usual

Hot in the desert as usual

Sunset is pretty

Driving home in the dark sux

Another day another dollar

Zzzzz.

[River]

Wake up to a lonely, empty bed.

Drag ass out of bed and pretend to have a reason to do so.

Smile.  Love people.  Be loved.

Remember that life is temporary.

Change is the constant of the Universe.

Impermanence a mantra.

Love is the law.

All can be given or taken in a moment.

The only result of resistance is suffering.

Be well and happy in this moment. 

It is all any of us have.

Love unconditionally.

Allow yourself to be loved unconditionally.

Tell your family and friends you love them each time you see them, for every moment is a gift, and you do not know if it will be the last.

Smile like you know something no one else knows, for you likely do.

Go out into your world with a joyful heart--it is so much more uplifting than a heavy one.

You will find people naturally drawn to you.  And then the magic happens...

Now we are free...

[eltristo]

damn cat screeching again, too early

i have to pee

i sure do love to pee

maintaining a level 2 heart rate on the bike is almost impossible

$2.00 sandwich, how can i go wrong?

...

i wasn't going to drink until after my pt test.  oops

[teddy037.2]

feed the cat.

fog this morning? since when?

wear the brave face, just like every other day.

deal with it.

lunch? hah!

showdown with the vendy of doom ends favorably for once.

no traffic.

dinner? hah!

be the unrequited love one more time.

this should be in the drunk thread.



mom gets points for awesomest post ever.

river gets points for cool sig line  

[jdubbs32584]

Why does it hurt when I wake up?

Because you're old babe. Its ok, I still love ya.

make the beast with two backs this shit, I'm going shooting

Don't forget, you're supposed to take me when I see you again.

Awwee, she filled the tank up for me after riding it, sweet girl

omg I just had a sappy moment

Glad you noticed! 

I have no idea what color to paint my bike

Need to hurry up and decide so I can ship it to dp.

[herm]

to cold to ride today
smells like snow
cash is running low
seven more days to go

[KnightofNi]

make the beast with two backs it's cold.

can i call out of work?

i want pancakes, i never make them anymore. i should make them for dinner tonight.

did i ride in? are you a make the beast with two backsing moron? did you stab yourself in the brain with a stick to make you ask dumbass questions?

why does mom make posts like this?

is this in a special code so that the aliens know when to attack us?

is mom really a canadian disguised as an american?

maybe he's just as make the beast with two backsed up as the rest of us.

maybe everyone isn't make the beast with two backsed up, maybe it's jsut me.

is this what paranoia feels like?

how do you know if you are paranoid?

would anyone tell me if i was getting stupider?

i better stop this before i reread it and feel like i'm trying to be deep or something.

i still want pancakes.

i read my post. i whine a lot don't i? (it's rhetorical, dont' answer that)