Bold as brass

[Bun-bun]

I got ripped off today.

While I was at a customers house installing a door, about 11AM, a guy comes up to me and asks if that's my van out front, I say yes, and he tells me he just saw a "black guy" go into my van, then ride off on his bike. I go out, and yep, my GPS is gone off the dashboard.

I rode around the neighborhood for a while, but he was long gone.

Got paid $75 for the door install, and lost a $100 GPS.

Lock your stuff up good, folks. Desperate people do desperate things.

[River]

Oh bummer, that sucks... 

[The Architect]

   That sucks man.  I hate that feeling.     Have a drink tonight.  You'll feel better. 

Lock your stuff up good, folks. Desperate people do desperate things.

No criminals steal.

I'm desperate, you don't see me going around.......................never mind. 

[Sinister]

Opportunistic shitbags do shitty things.

Fixed it for you...I know that's how you really feel.

[Bun-bun]

The customer asked me what I would 've done if I'd caught up with him. I told him I would have hit him with the van, gotten my GPS back, and taken his wallet.

[IZ]

ARGH!!  Doesn't that just P!SS you off! 

The neighbors got into my car just before we left Seattle and took a bunch of stuff.  I did get it back though.




Whoa..wait asecond!  After seeing Sinister's name above..maybe it wasn't the neighbor?!

[Popeye the Sailor]

If there is one thing in this world that I hate it is an unlocked footlocker you know that don't you. If it wasn't for dickheads like you, they're wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there? 

[DY]

That really blows.  I guess he needed that GPS more than you did. 

I have a similar story, except the car window was smashed and GPS stolen.  I hate to add to any stereotypes so I'll just say the video surveillance showed the culprits in the act.      Ended up costing 500 bux to repair the window.   

[El Matador]

That really blows.  I guess he needed that GPS more than you did. 

I really, really hate this saying, and the thought behind it. He didn't need the GPS more than anybody else, what he needs is to get off his lazy ass and get a job.

I wonder if I could get away with screwing someone else's wife by saying that I needed to get laid more than he did...

[Popeye the Sailor]

I wonder if I could get away with screwing someone else's wife by saying that I needed to get laid more than he did...

Yes, you can.

[supakpow2]

I wonder if I could get away with screwing someone else's wife by saying that I needed to get laid more than he did...

Your line of reasoning is profound!     I would love to watch you in an argument with someone.

I personally wouldn't do it but that sure made me LMAO.

[Sinister]

ARGH!!  Doesn't that just P!SS you off! 

The neighbors got into my car just before we left Seattle and took a bunch of stuff.  I did get it back though.




Whoa..wait asecond!  After seeing Sinister's name above..maybe it wasn't the neighbor?!

I have trouble showing emotion, and you were leaving; I acted out in an inappropriate manner, and I am sorry.  But, you were taking my source for badass mexican dip and mini-hamburgers.  What was I supposed to do?

[El Matador]

Your line of reasoning is profound!     I would love to watch you in an argument with someone.

I personally wouldn't do it but that sure made me LMAO.

thanks.